Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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