hell yes lets make some ravioli
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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