quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Drunk is not a location!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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