tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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