Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
