another moral hangover. fuck.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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