What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
