would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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