Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
