is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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