I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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