super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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