I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Shame - the story of my life.
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