lets start a swedish sibling band together
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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