the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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