you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
