my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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