I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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