I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
