shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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