I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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