so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Randomize
