Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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