Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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