Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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