I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
