I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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