no, he came in my armpit
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I will be naked everywhere
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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