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I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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