You work out of a Hotel?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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