Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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