he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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