If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Randomize
