well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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