Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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