That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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