he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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