Don't you send me to vm
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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