We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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