How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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