Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
