using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Randomize
