Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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