She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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