Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
