i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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