this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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