I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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