Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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