Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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