Grow some girl-balls and come out already
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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