idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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