i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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